Upcycled-game-poster "pixel relics" × arcade-panel-scrap "vintage trims": Sustainable nostalgia for eco-gamers.
Upcycled-game-poster "pixel relics" × arcade-panel-scrap "vintage trims": Sustainable nostalgia for eco-gamers. Upcycled-game-poster "pixel relics" × arcade-panel-scrap "vintage trims": Sustainable nostalgia for eco-gamers.
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Funny Cult Joke Call Your Dad Retro Phone Design Tote Bag

Funny Cult Joke Call Your Dad Retro Phone Design Tote Bag

$ 19.00

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  • This funny and sarcastic design features a vintage rotary phone with the phrase “You’re in a Cult, Call Your Dad.” Perfect for fans of dark humor, cult documentaries, retro aesthetics, and social commentary. Great for casual wear, college events, or just
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


If you love dark humor, sarcasm, and retro aesthetics, this design is for you! Featuring a vintage rotary telephone with the bold phrase "You’re in a Cult, Call Your Dad," this design is a hilarious statement piece that blends pop culture references with a bit of social satire. Whether you’re a fan of cult documentaries, true crime podcasts, or just enjoy edgy humor, this design is perfect for starting conversations and turning heads.The monochrome vintage aesthetic gives it a timeless look, making it great for casual wear, college students, comedy lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good joke. The phrase itself plays on cult-related media trends, making it especially relevant for those who follow true crime discussions and pop culture satire.Wear it to a stand-up show, college party, podcast meetup, or just for everyday laughs. Whether you're questioning societal norms or just looking for a funny and unique design, this one delivers. A perfect choice for alternative subcultures, skeptics, and those with a witty sense of humor.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ March 19, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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