Upcycled-game-poster "pixel relics" × arcade-panel-scrap "vintage trims": Sustainable nostalgia for eco-gamers.
Upcycled-game-poster "pixel relics" × arcade-panel-scrap "vintage trims": Sustainable nostalgia for eco-gamers. Upcycled-game-poster "pixel relics" × arcade-panel-scrap "vintage trims": Sustainable nostalgia for eco-gamers.
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I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer Tote Bag

I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer Tote Bag

$ 19.00

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  • Whether you're drinking from a pint glass, beer can, beer bottle. or a keg of beer, this funny "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer" beer drinking saying is perfect for lager, pilsner, IPA, wheat beer, stout, porter, ale beer drinkers!
  • This is the perfect drinking apparel for men and women having fun with friends and family at a backyard barbecue, game night, pub crawl, bar crawl, tailgate, frat party, or any place with bonding and good vibes!
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


This bold, distressed text design reads: "I Can't Walk On Water... But I Can Stagger On Beer." It's a hilarious and edgy twist on a well-known phrase, making it a perfect piece for anyone who enjoys drinking humor and clever wordplay. Ideal for beer lovers, pub crawlers, sarcastic personalities, and those who love a bit of irony in their wardrobe. Whether you're heading to a party, hanging out with friends, or just want to make someone laugh, this viral meme-style quote hits the mark. Its rugged typography and black-and-white contrast give it a bold and expressive look that fits perfectly with casual or humor-centric niches. If you enjoy funny sayings, witty quotes, and drinking memes, this one’s for you.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ April 6, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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